satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

(via rwby-teeth)

monochromaticblack:

"be stubborn about your goals but flexible about your methods." the best advice I’ve ever received.

(via treeheadd)

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

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gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

(via throwtheedgars)

Today went from pretty sweet to an exorcise in patience and a study of frustration. If I make it through tonight without punching a hole in something I’ll consider it a victory.

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

(via theglassslide)

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

(via ektimisi)

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]

(via fyeahpaulajones)

wastedallthattime:

Oh. My. God. What is taking them so long.

(via wastedallthattime)

First meeting didn’t go terribly.